This boy moved into my building asked me out on a date. We went to this Mexican restaurant; fast forward to when we go back to his place. I wasn’t feeling well from the food, and we starting kissing. It was definite I had diarrhea so I told him I was going to leave. He got really upset, thinking I didn’t like him and used him just to get a free meal. He was really sad so I told him I had diarrhea. He burst into laughter. No second date. Now every time I see him in the lobby, he laughs at me. 　

this really awkward guy asked me to homecoming freshman year but he wasn’t allowed to bring a date so he just met me there. and we started dancing and he did this awful shuffle-clap jazz hand thing and when i told him to stop he started grinding on me and it was like i was ruining his morals but he had to leave at 10 so i only had to endure 2 hours of his dry humping.

One time, I went to the county fair and met up with a guy I’d crushed on for years. Apparently his idea of a good time was him getting high and dragging me around looking for a place to have sex. At first I thought he was joking, until he started getting mad at me for saying no to every suggestion. Among the places he suggested we do it, was behind a craft table, in a nearby church, and a port-a-potty.

i went to the movies with a guy and halfway through he urgently says “i have to go to the bathroom” and sprints out. he comes back a couple minutes later and we finish the movie. while we were driving home he says to me “you know when i left during the movie? i ran to my car to convince myself so stop loving you. i contemplated leaving because i am so afraid of these feelings.” he proceeded to tell me all about his past as a boxer and how i make him feel like a little boy. it was our first date.

i was going on a third date with this girls who’s locker was next to mine and we were having sex and i accidentally peed while inside of her. following this, she requested a locker change at school

I go to school in the ghetto of Philadelphia. On our first date, my boyfriend got robbed at the local dunkin donuts and cried like a baby. I had to pick him up from the ground, wipe his tears, and walk him back to his dorm room. He cried for about 2 and a half hours. He only got robbed 12 dollars. Mind you, we go to a 52,000 dollar/year school.